Instalok - Yordle

      This song is Dark Horse parody

Capo at 1st fret

[Intro]
F C Am G
F C Am G (once)

[Verse 1]
  Am          G              F
1 meter tall, you can't get enough of me
    Am                      G                   F
I'm cute and small, so your girlfriend wants me on a leash
    Am     G           F
But I, I'm basically a war machine
Am              G   F
  I'm on a spree, a killing spree
Am        G     F  Am  Am         G        F   Am
Lulu, Tristana, Poppy, only three females, really?
    Am     G          F
But don't, mistake us for a creep
Am               G     Am          F
  I'm not a creep, you can't smite me

[Chorus]
             C               Am
So you wanna fight against us
                G              F
Then you should fear our small force
           C          Am
Never underestimate us
                       G              F
You know you shouldn't mess with a yordle

        C                   Am
Are you ready for, ready for
   G                            F
My Blinding dart, Satchel charge
  C                         Am G (once)
Explosive shot, Bandage toss
N.C.
(That's gotta sting)

Am G F
Am G F

[Verse 2]
Am                   G                 F
We'll succeed, we're smarter than your average race
Am                  G             F
You will feed, I'll turn you into a cupcake
      Am                 G                 F
We'll take the lead, I'm putting mushrooms in your base
Am                G F
  Inside your base
            Am      G     F  Am
I'm picking Teemo, Amumu, Corki
          Am          G       F  Am
Yeah, I'm playing the yordles daily
   Am                 G          F         Am
So Riot please, could you do a favor for me
               G           Am            F
I'm on my knees, make more yordles please

[Chorus]
             C               Am
So you wanna fight against us
                G              F
Then you should fear our small force
           C          Am
Never underestimate us
                       G              F
You know you shouldn't mess with a yordle

        C                   Am
Are you ready for, ready for
   G                    F
My Gatling gun, Shuriken
     C                           Am G (strum once and break)
Lightning grenade, Spitting flame

[Verse 3 (rap)]
Am             G F
  I'll overheat
                    Am
This won't be pretty
               G       F          Am
Reppin' my hometown of Bandle City
                 G              F
Dark matter will hit you when I stun
Am                                G                F
You're the gold at the end of the rainbow when I'm done
Am
Better take cover, looking so sad
    G              F
You stand in my despair
             Am                               G                  F
When I'm low on health I'm getting ulted by a yordle with purple hair
    Am
Yea I'll just scout ahead
         G                     F
Stand in your lane hidden from vision
          Am
All these yordles so sick
         G             F
I need a doctor and prescription

[Chorus]
             C               Am
So you wanna fight against us
                G              F
Then you should fear our small force
           C          Am
Never underestimate us
                       G              F
You know you shouldn't mess with a yordle

        C                   Am
Are you ready for, ready for
   G                    F
My Gatling gun, Shuriken
     C                           Am G (once)
Lightning grenade, Spitting flame