Imperial Twang - Shotgun On The Short Bus

      [Intro]
D                         G
I'm riding shotgun on the shortbus
D                                    G
these people worried about my mental health
  C                    G
I only have one set of grandparents
            D                       G
cause I'm a little too related to myself

[Verse]
                   C
When we sit at the table
          G
pass food around
                      D
and we talk about the family
                           G
and all the shit that goes down
                       C
like when uncle cousin Larry
                 G
ran off with aunt niece Sue
                      D                                             G
and the people at the Church of Christ didn't know what the hell to do

[Chorus]
D                         G
I'm riding shotgun on the shortbus
D                                    G
these people worried about my mental health
       C                             G
and my family tree looks more like a juniper
            D                       G
cause I'm a little too related to myself

[Verse]
                       C
When I look back on my life
                     G
and the times that I had
                 D
When I got to go fishin'
              G
with my uncle dad
                       C
and I'd always have to bait the hook
                           G
cause it's hard for him to see
             D                                         G
with one eye driftin' off and the other eye lookin' at me

[Chorus]
D                         G
I'm riding shotgun on the shortbus
D                                    G
these people worried about my mental health
       C                                   G
and my gene pool's more like the size of a bucket
            D                       G
cause I'm a little too related to myself

[Verse]
                    C
Well we went to the circus
                 G
in the old chevy truck
                      D
we were eatin' cotton candy
                     G
and drinkin' lots of 7-UP
                      C
and we stopped by the freak show
             G
guess who we saw
                  D                                           G
Uncle Billy Bobby Buckteeth with his second-cousin daughter inlaw

[Chorus]
D                         G
I'm riding shotgun on the shortbus
D                                    G
these people worried about my mental health
   C                                   G
my gene pool's more like the size of a bucket

[Outro]
            D                       G
cause I'm a little too related to myself
            D                       G
cause I'm a little too related to myself
            D                      G
well I'm a little too related to myself