iDubbbz - Asian Jake Paul

      [Intro: iDubbbz]
G#m
Calling all units, shots fired
Shots fired in front of the Supreme store
There's about to be a 261 in progress
G#m
Send all available units
G#m
Send in the back-up
G#m
Send in the big guns
            B
Send in the K9 unit
Send in the... fuck

[Verse 1: iDubbbz]
G#m                           B
I wanna be gay 'cause you're fucked and I wanna savour it
G#m                                      B
But it's cool, after smashing you I'll PayPal you 2K
G#m
Oh, no! You getting mad?
 B
Gonna knock the phone right out of my hand?
G3m
That shit was fucking absurd
            B
You're a "rapper" who can't resolve shit with words?
G#m
Talk like you eating some paste, ayy
B
Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy
G#m
Say to your audience face, ayy
B
How Jacob Sartorius tastes
G#m                                B
Ayy, you look afraid, must have seen a ghostwriter
G#m                                    B
Well, ditto, little bitch, but I'm not scared to show mine

[Verse 2: Boyinaband]
G#m
Woo! You've been pretending
B
Ever since your little rice balls descended
G#m
Let kids think you did it all
F#
When you weren't capable of making up playground insults
G#m                     B
That's bad, but then I heard you try to rap
            G#m
I was more disappointed than when I found out
        B
Casey Neistat didn't have nice tats
G#m
Boy, gotta flex
B
Gotta flex, flex, flex
         G#m
Because when you've got no personality
   B
Replace it with a Rolex
G#m
You really don't see your friends rolling their eyes?
B
Hoping to die, they're so tired
G#m
Of you throwing the price of what you buy in their face
B
No, no, no, no, you think they're gonna say

[Verse 3: iDubbbz]
G#m
"Oh my God, you're such a legend
B
You make me so wet with your reckless spending
G#m
You gained my respect and you're oh so funny
B
Please, take me to your mansion and fuck me!"
G#m
You're fucking delusional
B
So try your best to remember
G#m
You are not a pimp
B
You're a borderline sex offender
G#m
Diss boy a flavor of the month
      B
But which is it, huh?
           G#m
A whiny Vietnamese wanna-be gangsta
     B
It's salt and vi-nigga
            G#m
You're like Kanye without the talent
       B
Like Jackie Chan but a little faggot
      G#m
Like Soulja Boy but...
 B
Actually, yeah, you're exactly like Soulja Boy

[Refrain: Boyinaband]
         G#m
Say you don't wanna look like a little bitch
     B
But, dude, you're gonna be crucified
 G#m
How can you claim that shit
                B
When you're too scared to go in on PewDiePie?

[Verse 4: iDubbbz]
G#m
Little ho, little bitch
Suck my 5.3 inch dick
G#m
Admit that you just got pounded
        B
I'd say "take the L" if you could pronounce it
G#m
(Get it, because you're Asian?)
B
(That's what you wanted, right?)
G#m
(Hey, let's make fun of the Asian boy with his Asian boyish eyes)
G#m
Jesus Christ, you're as predictable as a house tour
G#m                                     B
To call you surface level would be an insult to the ground floor

[Verse 5: Boyinaband]
G#m
Whatever you've promised to follow, you've quit
B
You can't persist for shit, you narcissistic prick
G#m
Your audience is fickle, here's what I predict
B
Your channel's bound to crash down to rubble (oh, no!)
G#m
How the fuck can someone called Gum
B
Not realise they're in a bubble?
G#m
But let me guess, I'm irrelevant, right?
B
Isn't that your excuse?
G#m
When you're too stupid to explain your views
                    B
'Cause you're as basic as a one-block Rubik's Cube
G#m
You're an insecure, unoriginal little bitch and that's that
G#m           B
So, come to think of it
You're actually the dog filter on Snapchat

[Outro: iDubbbz]
G#m                              B
Got cash, cash, money and the views and the clicks
G#m                                     B
And yet you're always gonna be a little bitch
         G#m
Now I'm finished as planned
        B
It was just three minutes so it wasn't that bad
      G#m
But I got one question to ask you, bro
Did it feel good, though?