Here's another funny Hank Green, the musical half of the "vlogbrothers"song off his 2009 album "This Machine Pwns N00bs". This is probably thefunniest song of his so far just because of the constant witty world playin every single line of the song. If you have issues with Hanks signaturespastic strumming style or the timing of the song, just listen to the songand try to play along. And, when you've made your final judgement on thetab, please rate and comment.Standard TuningIntro:Strum the C chord a few times 'til you get the rythm.Verse 1:Fmaj7 G CThe mink lost her furry scarf, she said it was stolen,Fmaj7 G CThe shoe salesman wanted to help, 'cause he had so much sole,Fmaj7 G CBut then his whole left side fell off, but he's all right now,Fmaj7 G C GThe pregnant heifer saw it happen, yeah, she had a cow,Chorus:C Fmaj7 G CAnd the C O 2 delivery guy always gives me gas,Fmaj7 G CAnd I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,Fmaj7 G CYeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass.Verse 2:Fmaj7 G CThe bike can't stand up by itself, it says it's two-tired,Fmaj7 G CThe human cannonball was late for work and he got fired,Fmaj7 G CAnd if your pants are too big you'll get exposed in the end,Fmaj7 G C GAnd if you crash your fancy car you'll see how a mercedez bends,Chorus:C Fmaj7 G CAnd the C O 2 delivery guy always gives me gas,Fmaj7 G CAnd I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,Fmaj7 G CYeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass.Verse 3:Fmaj7 G CI forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me,Fmaj7 G CIt's just like riding a bike, or playing with your wii,Fmaj7 G CIf you don't pay your excorcist, you'll get repossessed,Fmaj7 G C GThe pirate shot himself so he could have that dead man's chest,Chorus:C Fmaj7 G CAnd the C O 2 delivery guy always gives me gas,Fmaj7 G CAnd I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,Fmaj7 G CYeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,Fmaj7 G CYeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,Fmaj7 G CYeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass.And that should be that for "Mules Are So Half Ass" by Hank Green. Andremember, when you've made your final judgement on the tab, please rate andleave a comment. And feel free to stop by my profile and check out some ofmy other tabs as well. And feel free to join my "UGs Online Music Debate"group where you get to argue and debate with other UG users about anythingmusic.-I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.
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