G F C FTower block, you couldn't score in a tower blockG F D D7Do you wash plates down the WI?G F C FWent down town, down town, saw you pasteling the precinct floorG F D D7Had no qualms but I complained anyway.G D'Cos I'm the big cheese down at the Tourist InformationGI work out of Barmouth where the bathing is safeDDropkick the improv workshop mimeshow gobshiteGOut on to the sandbank and then send in the clowns.D D7 GWe must do brunch sometime, that place by PineappleDCats, Phantom, Starlight, LesG FIt's the cohorts from the dance classD (instr G D G D G)And they haven't paid their domino fees.D D7 GHow many of yous lot know that song by Blackfoot SueD"I'm Standing In The Road"G F DWas penned by the burly physio of non-league Farnborough Tow-w-w-w-n?G DBig cheese down at the Tourist InformationGCome forth with your queries and I'll wade out for miles.DNever trust a Crown Green bowler under thirtyGThe future's so dull I've gotta sing torch songs.DAh dropkick the improv workshop mimeshow gobshiteGFace paint, Left Banke, Kenneth, Emma, R A D A, Rainer Werner,G D GFCDCokeheads, cokeheads, cokeheads.
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