Half Man Half Biscuit - Hedley Verityesque

      
 
 (intro A D E A, A D E
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 Found a nice little cove where nobody else goes
                        D             
 Took a trip 'round the Caves of Drach
                E                                          
 And said 'It's good to explore the more cultural aspects'.
 A            D     E                A       
 Hedley Verityesque, she passed into folklore
                          D       
 Trod on the lines in the pavement
                      E                                   
 And said 'There's no room for enigmas in built-up areas'.
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 Sweats who think they're hard, sweats who think they're hard
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 My head no end do in, head no end do in
 Dm                 Am   Dm          Am  
 Brakes fail in the rain down memory lane
 Dm                               E  
 Come re-live my paper round with me.
 A                   D                     E              A      
 And I don't see any more, I don't see any more pent up Alsatians
                          D   
 They used to wait by the door
               E                                                        
 And say 'It's nice to know you're here, it's nice to know you're here'.
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 And I don't want any more, I don't want any more stark German film noirs
                         D  
 And I could well do without
     E                                                C Am C Am 
 The handclapping sequence at the end of Blockbusters.
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 You were in my hall, now you're on my wall
 Dm E A D E A, D E
 Peter Sarstedt, Mister Irony - get in the hole.
 C              Am                       
 In some warm lagoon, in some warm lagoon
      C              Am                       
 I'll be with Ayshea soon, be with Ayshea soon
 Dm                 Am   Dm          Am  
 Brakes fail in the rain down memory lane
 Dm                               E  
 Come re-live my paper round with me.
 A                   D                     E              A      
 And I don't see any more, I don't see any more big mad Alsatians
                          D   
 They used to wait by the door
                E                                                        
 And sing 'It's nice to know you're here, it's nice to know you're here'.
 A                    D                      E                 A         
 And I don't need any more, I don't need any more stark German film noirs
                         D  
 And I could well do without
     E                                               
 The handclapping sequence at the end of Blockbusters
 
 When all of the audience try to convince themselves
 
 That what they're doing is silly but acceptable
                                     E7     A   
 And the only thing I can say is 'Oh Kip Keino'.