Half Man Half Biscuit - Fix It So She Dreams of Me

      
 
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 There??s a girl I??m told who rolls her eyes at the Gok Wan acolytes
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 Underneath her bed there lies a collection of ammonites
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 And she lives somewhere you wouldn??t wanna get stuck
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 That can??t be found in the Domesday Book;
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 Cromwell??s troops never billeted there,
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 Dick Turpin never had Bess shoed where
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 This girl I??m told rolls her eyes at the Gok Wan acolytes.
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 This spoon in my drawer; a reminder of childhood
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 Stayed loyal down the years in a way others never could.
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 The wine has coiled its way around my understanding
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 And I??m deaf to your libertarian jeers.
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 They should just brick Jim Beglin up with the Gok Wan acolytes,
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 Brick him up.
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 She in signal red, me in drab olive,
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 We made our way from Loggerheads to Hope.
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 Blue skies, good underfoot, I played my sackbut.
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 Somewhat unwittingly kindled the underbrush;
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 Through my haphazard ways I??d set the woods ablaze
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 But I??d had the best of days along the trail.
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 And I feel retiring her would constitute a crime
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 And I know Chesil Beach is far away in time
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 And now I??ve found these androids empathise
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 Understand and realise, so it??s really no surprise
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 I??ve got one that rolls its eyes????????. at the Gok Wan acolytes.