Half Man Half Biscuit - Everything's A.O.R.

      
 
                 C          Csus4        C Csus4 
 Bubble perm, ever since your bubble perm
                  C    Csus4              C       Csus4 
 I've gone ex-directory, just in case you need me.
 C           Csus4             C           Csus4 
 Swivel chair, in your leather swivel chair
                   C         Csus4             C        Csus4 
 You can turn your back on me; leave me in the out tray.
 
           C               F                 
 She's the main man in the office in the city
         G                               C     
 And she treats me like I'm just another lackey
                                F                 
 But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face
        G                        C    
 And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.
 
 C        Csus4                 C     Csus4 
 Executive, think you're all executive
                    C           Csus4        C       Csus4 
 But I can still upset you with Millican and Nesbitt.
 C     Csus4               C     Csus4 
 Acumen, loads of business acumen
               C          Csus4              C         Csus4 
 But can you remember when you would die for Flintlock?
 
 C        F      G         C   
 Mary, oh Mary - quite ordinary
             F           G            C    
 Tell me how does your C D Collection grow?
               F           G           C   
 With Sade and Whitney, Vandross and T'Pau,
              F G 
 Everything's AOR.
 
           C               F                 
 She's the main man in the office in the city
         G                               C     
 And she treats me like I'm just another lackey
                                F                 
 But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face
        G                        C    
 And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.
 
           C               F                 
 She's the main man in the office in the city
     G                                  C     
 I remember though when she was reading Jackie
                                F                 
 But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face
        G                        C    
 And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.