Half Man Half Biscuit - Corgi Registered Friends

      
 
 Track: Corgi Registered Friends
 Album: Achtung Bono
 Tabber: Woodshed
 
 INTRO

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 VERSE 1
 
 Dsus2 - C                           
    In the kingdom of the blind
 
 Dsus2 - C                                  
    It's said the one-eyed man is king
 
 Dsus2 - C                              
    And in the kindom of the bland
 
 Dsus2 - C                     
    It's 9 o'clock on ITV
 
 Dsus2 - C                            
   I believe I've seen holograms
 
 Dsus2 - C                           
   With more substance than you
 
 Dsus2 - C               
    Automatic doors
 
 Dsus2 - C                       Dsus2 
    They don't open for you
 
 CHORUS
 
 F       Dsus2                       
 C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)
 
 F       Dsus2                       
 C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)
 
     F                             Dsus2            F    G 
 You meet up on a Monday with your Corgi registered friends
 
 VERSE 2
 
 C                            
 You call Glastonbury 'Glasto'
 
 Dsus2 - C                              
    You'd like to go there one day
 
 Dsus2 - C                                  
    When they've put up the gun towers
 
 Dsus2 - C                        
    To keep the hippies away
 
 Dsus2 - C                       
    December sees Kitzbuhel
 
 Dsus2 - C                   
    Clad in Lowe Alpine
 
 Dsus2 - C                                    
    Your children are painfully soulless
 
 Dsus2 - C                       Dsus2 
    Ralph's in Brize Norton
 
 CHORUS
 
 F       Dsus2                       
 C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)
 
 F       Dsus2                       
 C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)
 
       F                             Dsus2            F    G 
 Doing Del Boy impressions with your Corgi registered friends
 
 WHISTLE SOLO

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 GUITAR SOLO

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 VERSE 2
 
 C                      
 For sale: gym equipment
 
 Dsus2 - C                                
    But now your jeans are too tight
 
 Dsus2 - C                          
    Amanda Burton on autopilot
 
 Dsus2 - C                          
    Is all you need each night
 
 Dsus2 - C                       
    I wear a tolerance robe
 
 Dsus2 - C                          
    I have the patience of Job
 
 Dsus2 - C                                         
    But when I hear you wife's silly giggling
 
 Dsus2 - C                      Dsus2 
    At Ann Summers parties
 
 CHORUS
 
 F       Dsus2                       
 C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)
 
 F       Dsus2                       
 C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)
 
          F                           Dsus2            F    G 
 Going to medieval banquets with your Corgi registered friends
 
 CODA
 
 Stick this in your Volvo

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