Half Man Half Biscuit - Blue Badge Abuser

      A                  D       E
A dirty rounder, a no-good fraud
A                      D         E
A ne'er do-well of the highest accord
A                        F        E
I've got the supermarket sympathy vote
A                       D        E
I've got a ten year old doctor's note.  
           D   E                A
'Cos I'm a Blue,    Blue Badge abuser
      D   E                A      F
I'm a Blue,    Blue Badge abuser.
A                D       E
I park up in the pouring rain
A                    D           E
The space was empty; who's to complain?
A                            F           E
And if they did, I'd say I'm due for the op
A                   D          E
And sprint wilfully off to the shop.
           D    E               A
'Cos I'm a Blue,    Blue Badge abuser
      D    E               A
I'm a Blue,    Blue Badge abuser.
F
'Fetch my stick Margaret'.

(instr ADE, ADE, AFE, ADE, DEA, DEA,F)
A                D           E
I used to favour justice and truth
A                    D           E
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth
A                           F        E
One day I know I'll have to face His wrath
A                    D       E
A walk in hell for a walk-in bath.
           D   E                A
'Cos I'm a Blue,    Blue Badge abuser
      D    E               A
I'm a Blue,    Blue Badge abuser.
      D    E               A
I'm a Blue,    Blue Badge abuser.
      D    E               F
I'm a Blue,    Blue Badge abuser.
            A       F A, F A, FA
Blue Badge abuser.