Half Man Half Biscuit - Asparagus Next Left

      
 
 Track: Asparagus Next Left
 Album: Achtung Bono
 Tabber: Woodshed
 
 INTRO
 
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 A D G A D G 
       

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 A D G A D G 
       

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       A         D               G        
 We've just been performing a guerilla gig
 
        A         D                  G        
 In the middle of another group's guerilla gig
 
       A                 D           G        
 Well, surely that's the ultimate guerilla gig
 
     A          D          G    
 But still they cried like girls
 
 
 C                 C   B   A     G  
 Road signs on our country lanes may
 
 G                D   
 Not be what they seem
 
 C              C   B   A    G 
 Asparagus next left who says
 
 G             D      
 "I've been up stream"
 
 C                    C    B A G   
 Going down there for plum tomatoes
 
 G               D   
 It's not a good idea
 
 C                                
 For 'horse manure 200 yards' read
 
 D                     
 'Bottomless perdition'
 
 Riff A
 
 
          A           D          G         
 When the club versus country dispute arose
 
       A             D               G     
 Small children were trampled in the exodus
 
    A        D          G             
 We all knew someone at primary school
 
      A           D        G     
 Who had a really powerful magnet
 
 
 C            C    B A   G 
 New potatoes this a way an
 
 G             D        
 Arrow points innocently
 
 C               C  B   A     G     
 Dirt track to a darker place that's
 
 G               D 
 What it says to me
 
 C               C  B    A  G   
 Last chance for hanging baskets
 
 G                     D    
 There even giving you clues
 
 C                               
 Fresh broad-beans and aubergines
 
 D                             
 Euphemisms, Audrey, euphemisms
 
 GUITAR SOLO
 
 G C 
   

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 G C 
   

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 G C 
   

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 G C 
   

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 Riff A
 
 
     A    D               G            
 Whatever happened to the plumber's van
 
 A      D       G          
 Humble amateur transit van
 
 A           D    G                    
 Vans have become ridiculous with their
 
 A     D        G        
 Strategies and logistics
 
 C             C  B A    G 
 Veer soon for marmalade I
 
 G              D  
 Don't think so Joe
 
 C               C   B    A  G   
 And why are the tractors turning
 
 G                  D   
 We really ought to know
 
 C             C B   A    G 
 So stay alert minor roads
 
 G                D  
 Remember Phyllis ...
 
 C                    
 Ooh, rhubarb let's go
 
       D                           A 
 She's still not been accounted for