Haley Heynderickx - The Bug Collector

      [Intro]
G#m E    C#m    F#m  C#m    E    C#m    F#m


[Verse 1]
C#m                   G#m
And there's a centipede
E             A      C#m
Naked in your bedroom
A                         G#m
  Oh, and you swear to God
                    C#m     A
The fucker's out to get you

[Chorus]
         G#m
And I digress
                                   A  F#m  A
'Cause I must make you the perfect morning
           G#m
I try my best
             B                 C#m   A
To scoop the slugger out the winnn - dow

[Instrumental]
A            B    G#m    B    E

[Verse 2]
              C#m     G#m
And there's a praying mantis
E                    C#m    F#m
Prancing on your bathtub
          A          G#m
And you swear it's a priest
                        C#m     F#m  C#m
From a past life out to getcha

[Chorus]
         G#m
And I digress
                                   A
'Cause I must make you the perfect evening
            G#m
I try my best
B                          C#m F#m  
To put the priest inside a jam jar

[Instrumental 2]
A            C#m E    B G#m    C#m  E  A            G#m  E    G#m  B  G#m       

[Verse 3]
              C#m  G#m
And there's a millipede
              A     F#m
Angry on your carpet
C#m                G#m
  Oh, and I must admit
     E                     A     C#m
He's staring with a vengeance

[Chorus]
             G#m
Oh, and I digress
                                   A
'Cause I must make you the perfect morning
            E    G#m
And I try my best
                B              C#m     F#m  A  F#m      A     F#m  A    E
To prove that nothing's out to get you
                               A       B  A    G#m  E    G#m  B  G#m    E
To prove that nothing's out to get you