GWAR - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong

      
 
 "Nitro Burning Funny Bong"
 
 I got frustrated with nobody having tabs for this song. it took me a long time
 to figure it out, and it's definately better than nothing. there are two guitars,
 but this is good for jamming along with it, or for an easy live show. the second
 one just solos mostly.
 
 where it has 2 "E"'s in a row, play 022xxx as the first one and then x799xx as the second.
 
 also, an easy way to do the quick fill at the end of the verses is to just hammer
 the notes that I have as chords. it's easy to pick up on if you listen for it.
 
 
 Intro riff:
 
 e-11b12-| (repeat a lot)
 
 E       B     C#   G# A 
 Ahhh...sweet youth 
           G#  F#      F# G# F#   E       
 The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute
 E          B     C# G# A  C# B  B C# B F# E 
 Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator 
            E                           D#    
 Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked
                     E                             B                
 on the weed and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed
         E                     D#              
 And the sex and the mud and blood and the sh*t
  C#               B 
 Let's all go and hit
 
 E       E      C#    E  
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 E        E          C#        E   
 Just one hit, your life goes wrong
 E      E      C#     E  
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 E        E     C#      E  
 Another stupid stoner song
 
 Fat and lame
 The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed
 By a bong, and a schlong
 Yes now we have all seen how things can go wrong
 
 Now my brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased
 Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees
 A swarm of narcotics could get me through this
 My manager's gonna be p**sed
 I'm talkin' 'bout the
 
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 E            B     
 Oh, can you take it
 E         B     
 Oh, do a monster
 E            B           
 Oh, can you deal with it?
 B (palm mute)
 We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys
 
 E B C# G# A G# F# F# G# F# E 
            
 E B C# G# A G# B B C# B F# E                                         
 (guitar 2 repeat through next verse until "I'm sucking...")
 
 E        D# 
 Now I'm old
 E                        B            
 Trapped in my cell as I cultivate mold
 E                          
 In the twilight of my years
 C#                 B    
 I am still a drug addict
 
 E                                B           
 I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong
 E                     
 Moistened with lotion,
 C#             B      E                      B  
 wrapped in a sarong. You know I live like a king
                    C#  B 
 But I act like a faggot
 E                    D#              
 Once was a warrior, now just a sponge
 E                        B                     
 High all the time got a dick like a muskellunge
 E                   D#               
 My glorious destiny it turned to sh*t
 C#                 B  
 Can I get another hit?
 
 Nitro-burning funny bong
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 Oh, can you take it?
 Oh, do a monster
 Oh, can you deal with it?
 We won't respect you unless you get high with the
 
 E       E      C#    E  
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 E       E      C#    E  
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 E       E      C#    E  
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 E       E      C#    E  
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 B                       
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 E            D#  B 
 Oh, can you take it
 E          D#   
 Oh, do a monster
 
 B C# B G# F# E