Gentleman Reg - The Boyfriend Song

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Boyfriend, boyfriend, where are you?
Bm
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no boyfriend
D
Boyfriend, boyfriend, where are you?
Bm
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no boyfriend

D
Tell me how to grow into what you know
A
Skip past all the quiet months of shyness that I hold
Bm
Formalities be stashed
I've no use for that
G                  A
Seems that age has snuck up to attack
D
It's the light that missed me
It's those man-sized titties
A
Someone should have told the kids the truth about what's pretty
Bm
You notice no eyes staring
Suddenly you're caring
G                          A
And willing to take plunges if they were daring
D
Soon 
F#m 
it's gonna come around
G
It's gonna sing the song you never wrote
        Bm
It will astound

G     D     A

D
Boyfriend, boyfriend, where are you?
Bm
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no boyfriend
D
Boyfriend, boyfriend, where are you?
Bm
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no boyfriend

D
How much time must pass
How long I can last
A
What's the chance he's out there you're crossing different paths
Bm
Maybe I was blinking
My island's slowly sinking
G                      G
I need a strong arm to do the rescuing
D
Now I will accost all the time lost
A
Grab it by the neck and make it cough up what I want
Bm
There's no getting back years of singles past
G                          A
What would be the point in lamenting that

D
Soon 
F#m
it's gonna come around
G
It's gonna sing the song you never wrote
        Bm
It will astound

G     D     A

D
Boyfriend, boyfriend, where are you?
Bm
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no boyfriend
D
Boyfriend, boyfriend, where are you?
Bm
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no boyfriend
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no boyfriend
I ain't got no money but I've got to get my boyfriend back