Super easy peasy dolly dimple.. I can play it after several campside beers... Version.
Seems everyone from 6 to 60 seem to know the chorus too.
[Verse 1]
A G A
Hot sun beating down
G C D
Burning my feet just walking around
A G A
Hot sun making me sweat
G C D
'Gators getting close, hasn't got me yet
[Chorus]
A A/G A A A/G A
I can't dance, I can't talk
G C D
The only thing about me is the way I walk
A A/G A A A/G A
I can't dance, I can't sing
G C D A
I'm just standing here selling everything
[Verse 2]
A G A
Blue jeans sitting on the beach
G C D
Her dog's talking to me, but she's out of reach
A G A
She's got a body under that shirt
G C D
But all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt
[Chorus]
A A/G A A A/G A
I can't dance, I can't talk
G C D
The only thing about me is the way I walk
A A/G A A A/G A
I can't dance, I can't sing
G C D
I'm just standing here selling, Oh and..
[Middle 8]
F Em
Checking everything is in place
D D
You never know who's looking on
[Interlude]
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| A A | G/A A G/A | A G | C D G/A |
[Verse 3]
A G A
Young punk spilling beer on my shoes
G C D
Fat guy's talking to me trying to steal my blues
A G A
Thick smoke, see her smiling through
G C D
I never thought so much could happen just shooting pool
But..
[Chorus]
A A/G A A A/G A
I can't dance, I can't talk
G C D
The only thing about me is the way I walk
A A/G A A A/G A
I can't dance, I can't sing
G C D
I'm just standing here selling, Oh and ...
[Middle 8]
F Em
checking everything is in place
D D
You never know who's looking on
C Bb G
The perfect body with a perfect face ...
[Interlude]
| 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + | 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + | 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + | 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + |
| A A | G/A A G/A | A G | C D G/A |
[Chorus]
A A/G A A A/G A
I can't dance, I can't talk
G C D
The only thing about me is the way I walk
A A/G A A A/G A
I can't dance, I can't sing
G C D
I'm just standing here selling, everything
[Interlude]
| 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + | 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + | 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + | 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + |
| A A | G/A A G/A | A G | C D G/A |
[Coda]
| A A | G/A A G/A | A G | D G G |
I can’t walk
| A A | G/A A G/A | A G | C D G/A |
I can’t dance
| A A | G/A A G/A | A G | D G G |
I can’t walk
| A A | G/A A G/A | A G | C D G/A |
I can’t dance
(repeat and fade)
Source: https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/genesis/i_cant_dance_chords_1752220