Gary Lee and Showdown - Rodeo Song

      [Intro]
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[Verse 1]
E                           E
Well it's forty below and I don't give a fuck 
                                 E              A
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo 


[Chorus] 
        B  
It's an alamand left and alamand right 
        B 
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your right step right 
B                                  B
Get off stage you goddamn goof you know 
N.C.    E           F#
Piss me off fuckin' jerk 
          B           
Get on my nerves 


[Verse 2]
     E
Well here comes Johnny 
                                   E
With his pecker in his hand he's a one ball man 
                        A
And he's off to the rodeo 


[Chorus] 
        B  
It's an alamand left and alamand right 
        B 
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your right step right 
B                                  B
Get off stage you goddamn goof you know 
N.C.    E           F#
Piss me off fuckin' jerk 
          B                    
Get on my nerves


[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3] 
                            E
Well it's forty below and I ain't got a truck 
                                  E              A
And I don't give a fuck cause I'm off to the rodeo 


[Chorus] 
        B  
It's an alamand left and alamand right 
        B 
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your right step right 
B                                  B
Get off stage you goddamn goof you know 
N.C.    E           F#
Piss me off fuckin' jerk 
          B           
Get on my nerves  


[Verse 4]
     E
Well here comes Johnny 
                                   E
With his pecker in his hand he's a one ball man 
                        A
And he's off to the rodeo 


[Chorus] 
        B  
It's an alamand left and alamand right 
        B 
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your right step right 
B                                  B
Get off stage you goddamn goof you know 
N.C.    E           F#
Piss me off fuckin' jerk 
          B           
Get on my nerves 


[Outro]
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