FVBLT - Junta

      A tab of FVBLT's Junta! song from his /r/polandball comic


Link to his performance of the song: https://soundcloud.com/fvblt/junta



D                                  G           D
When I am look around myself, what is it I am see?
D                                 A
Leaderships are incompetent, we living poverty!
D                                       G             D
And so to you, mis closest friends, I asking one pregunta:
D                                   G    A    D
Who want is come with me to forming military junta?


        G           D              Bm            A
Though junta is committee is not really what it mean
    G         D              Bm          A
Is military government, no president or queen 
   G           D               Bm               A
A junta is of future, and of shining, guiding light 
     G               D               A                D
And heavily armed stranger who knock on your door at night


D                                   G             D
One junta is of glorious thing, and two junta is better
     D                                 A         
But not as good as three, or five, or eight who work together!
        D                             G            D
Though some juntas unscrupulous, and some juntas corrupt 
        D                             G         A    D
We can putting aside differences for prop each other up!


        G           D              Bm            A
Though junta is committee is not really what it mean
    G                 D               Bm             A
One person's endless nightmare is to other perfect dream
    G               D             Bm                A
Is order when are doing all just what you tell them to
     G               D               A             D
And freedom of the press is freedom for agree with you


*Argentina meets the Guays*


    D                                        G                D
How much more smoothly would things running with complete control?
     D                             A
Si, right to vote and liberty are both have take their toll
    D                        G              D
If seeking productivity, we ask you one pregunta:
       D                          G      A     D
Why no chuck aside democracy and setting up a junta?


 Em
Paraguaaaaaaay

                                            A
Has endure authoritarian rule for over 100 years
 A
And to keeping that intact through war and 
                                     G
Changing world is harder than is appears
Em 
And if you assholes think you can coming here and steal
                                        A
Mi thunder with same idea but catchier name...
      D                                  G      A      D
Then will just call mine junta too - is basically the same!


        G           D              Bm            A
Though junta is committee is not really what it mean
    G               D          Bm             A
Instead of rule of law is only rule of the marines
      G            D                Bm               A
Not evil, bad, or mean, or cruel, unscrupulous, or weird
     G           D               A             D
And if you disagreeing, then we have you disappeared!


*Argentina meets Peru and Ecuador*


         D                            G              D
You can getting ones to joining junta with a single word 
  D                                     A
Especially when is their most favorite, big endangered bird
     D                               G            A
All children of all fatherlands, we asking one pregunta:
    D
Who wanting come with us to-


*America comes in*


   Dm                                          Gm             Dm
I turn my back for five friggin' minutes, and this is what I spy?
   Gm                                A
Unstable, unpopular authoritarians struggling to get by!
         Dm                                 Gm               Dm
If you think I'm gonna let this slide, then I've got one "pregunta":
     D                              G       A          D
Who wants a couple billion dollars to help fund their junta?


        G           D              Bm            D
Though junta is committee is not really what it mean
    G              D                Bm               D 
Instead of human rights, is right inhuman tortured scream
    G                 D               Bm                 D
And when you giving life for it, then is show its truth worth
     G                  D                     A          D
Who needs to fear of to go to hell, when hell is here on Earth?
     G                  D                     A          D
Who needs to fear of to go to hell, when hell is here on Earth?


Junta!