Five Iron Frenzy - You Cant Handle This

      [Intro]
F       G       Dsus2   Bb
F       G       Dsus2   Bb
F       G       Dsus2   Bb
F       G       Dsus2   Bb

[Verse] 
F
Making young girls pine
Am
I don't have the time
Bb
Babies get in line
F             C
I've got a protractor
F
Got a stapler now It goes "ka-ching"
Am
Gotta have the math club crown me king
Bb
Gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing
F           C
On my calculator
Dm
If you're up
C
And if you want
F       C   Dm
A piece of me
C
Wave goodbye
A
And blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this

[Chorus]
F
No, No, No
C               Bb
You can't handle this
F
No, No, No
C               Bb
You can't handle this
 
[Verse]
F
Through my glasses glare
Am
You'll see savoir faire
Bb
Beneath my icy stare
F             C
I've got a retainer
F
Maybe I'm the physics main event
Am
Maybe I'm the chem club president
Bb
Maybe even Texas Instruments
F                  C
Thinks that I'm coplanar
Dm
If you're up
C
And if you want
F       C  Dm
A piece of me
C
Wave goodbye
A
And blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this

[Chorus]
F
No, No, No
C                Bb
You can't handle this
F
No, No, No
C                Bb
You can't handle this

[Bridge]
G           Dm
And Leonard Nemoy
Bb                F
Can't stand up to this
G           Dm
And Captain James T. Kirk
Bb              F
Bows beneath my fists
G        Dm
And I am awesome
Bb              
Awesome
F              C
I am the awesomest

[Chorus]
G
No, No, No
D                C
You can't handle this
G
No, No, No
D                C
You can't handle this

[Outro]
G D C
G D C
G
Yeah