Fascinating Aida - Christmas Message

      [Verse]
C
Christmas comes but once a year
Am
And when it comes it brings good cheer
  Dm            G        C      G
A season of goodwill and fun
C
And yet while most of us feel festive
Em
Grinches out there just get restive
    D                     G
And spoil it all for everyone

[Pre-Chorus]
            F                            C       A7
Though it’s too much to expect you to be nice
       D7                                   G
You’ll find that life is easier with this advice

[Chorus]
G   C
Try not to be a cunt – it’s Christmas.
                        Dm7
Take a tip from Santa’s elf
    G7                       Am7               D
The rest of us are doing our best to be jolly
   D7                                                G
So don’t go looking like you’ve swallowed a bunch of holly
C                                F
Don’t shout at carol singers and tell them to stop
Fm                               G     D#
Don’t buy your presents from the Oxfam shop
    C              F      E7           Am
For fuck’s sake be merry, have another sherry
    D7         G7   C
And try not to be a cunt.
              A7
(’Cos Santa’s coming)
D7         G7   C
Try not to be a cunt.
                 A7
(Look, there’s a reindeer.)
D7         Dm7 G7 C
Try not to be  a  cunt
G                               C
C–U–N–T cuntidy cuntidy cunt.