Fake Problems - The Heaven & Hell Cotillion

      
 
 CHORUS:
 A           B      
 I'm going to heaven
     D                A  
 and you're going to hell
    A               B      
 Condemned for all eternity
        D              A 
 for mistakes you've made
 
              A   
 Remember the time
                 B    
 you stole that money?
          D                A   
 When you broke in that window?
                A           
 How about that Friday night
              B           
 or all those Sunday morns
      D                  A   
 When you didn't go to church
 
 CHORUS:
            A            B     
 That's why I'm going to heaven
     D               A   
 and you're going to hell
    A               B      
 Condemned for all eternity
        D               A 
 for mistakes you've made
 
 BRIDGE:
   E                   F#           
 I can't tell you what heaven's like
       D                      A  
 and I don't know much about hell
        E                 F#    
 I know hell is like a nightmare
     D               B    
 and heaven's just a dream
 
 A B D A 
     
 CHORUS:
 A            B     
 I'm going to heaven
     D                A                
 and you're going to hell (Go to hell!)
    A               B      
 Condemned for all eternity
        D              A 
 for mistakes you've made