Here's for all you die-hard FNM fans who want to be able to play a FNMsong whether or not it has guitar in it, DAMMIT!It's really not a difficult song. It's mostly keyboard-based, so themajority of what I have here is the keyboard parts arranged for guitar.Here's the fingering for the keyboard chords that are played under theverses. If you've got a guitar synth or some nifty FX processor that'llproduce a cool "stringy" sound for these chords, it might sound prettyclose to the record...E-|----|-----|-----|-----|-----| B-|----|-----|-----|-10--|-12--| G-|-9--|-12--|-11--|-9---|-11--| D-|-9--|-12--|-9---|-7---|-9---| A-|-7--|-10--|-9---|-----|-----| E-|----|-----|-----|-----|-----|E G B/F# A BHere's the lyrics to the verse and when to play the above chords:EGo on and ring my neckGLike when a rag gets wetB/F#A little disciplineAFor my pet geniusEMy head is like lettuceGGo on, dig your thumbs in.BI cannot stop giving(B)I'm thirtysomething.ESense of securityGLike pockets jinglingB/F# AMidlife crisisESuck ingenuityGDown through the familyB (B)Tree...Here's the rest of the verse lyrics:What an inheritanceThe salt and the kleenexMorbid self-attentionBending my pinky backA little disciplineA donor by habitA little disciplineRent an opinion.Sense of securityHolding blunt instrumentMidlife crisis.I'm a perfectionistAnd perfect is a skinned knee.Okay, here's what I guess you'd call the "chorus", just use any old form ofthe chords shown (whatever suits ya'):E5 D5You're perfect yes it's trueA5 E5 D5 A5But without me you're only you (you're only you)E5 D5Your menstruating heartA5 E (palm mute)It ain't bleeding enough for two.Then, for the part that goes "It's a midlife...crisis____" just play theprogression from the verse (way above).Then after that weird, descending synth effects part (there's really noway to tab that out OR play it on a guitar...so skip it), play thefollowing (this is also keyboard arranged for guitar) and sing the "It's amidlife...crisis_____" three times.E-|----------------|--------------|-----------------|-----|----|| B-|----------------|--------------|-----------------|-----|-16-|| G-|-14-13-17-16-14-|-16--16-14-16-|-16-14-17--16-14-|-16--|-16-|| D-|----------------|--------------|-----------------|-----|-16-|| A-|----------------|--------------|-----------------|-----|----|| E-|----------------|--------------|-----------------|-----|----||After that, it's back to the chorus (with the first verse sung in thebackground) until the fade-out. I'm pretty sure about all this stuff.I'm trying to do it as best as I can from memory. I may have flubbed alittle as far as "sequence of events", so if there seems to be some partBut like I said above, if you're looking for a cool "guitar-y" song, thisain't it...(it still manages to be a kickass song, though!)Good luck!
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