Fair to Midland - The Wife, the Kids, and the White Picket FenceFrom: Fables from a Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times is True)Tuning: StandardCHORDS:F C D G Bbsus Am EmE|--1--0--2--3---1-----0---0-------| B|--1--1--3--3---1-----1---0-------| G|--2--0--2--0---3-----2---0-------| D|--3--2--0--0---3-----2---2-------| A|--3--3-----x---1-----0---2-------| E|--1--------3-------------0-------|INTROEm F C GEm F C AmVERSEAm F C GMail order brides, turtlenecks, and trophy wivesAm FHad the ways and means to breachC GThe borders of easy streetC GAnd to blend right inCWe all surrounded themF CIn a white picket fenceG CNow both ends meetCHORUSFSufficed to say theres a time and a placeAmSo I waitC GFor the tug-of-war and who you'll pull forF AmWhile between you and me from point A to point B is a fine lineC GThat burns at both our good endsAm F C G2 peas in a pod, a battleaxe, and a bastard childAm Ftook one step moreC Gand went straight to the sourceC Gand to blend right inCthey opened fire withFtheir rain checks spentC G Cto make ends meetCHORUSC G F CGo on, paint the whole town redC G F CI'd rather follow who cleans up the messC G F DAnd so I wait.BbsusYeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!FOh yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhC GSo say yeah!CHORUSOUTROAm G F C
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