Electric Six - Talking Turkey

      
 
                 G 
 You get the hotel,
 
 Em7                      
 I'll get the box of wine.
 
 G                               
 No sadder words had been spoken,
 
 Em7                    
 Since the dawn of time.
 
      D        C    
 When we were young,
 
           Am7                Em7         
 We never think that it will come to this,
 
              C            Am7 
 Because you only get one shot;
 
            Em7            
 I took my shot and missed.
 
 G                                     
 She said "You just keep it still love,
 
 Em7                         
 I'll get the cameras going".
 
 G                                   
 I'm still amazed at the things I do,
 
 Em7                           
 To keep my debts from growing.
 
       D       C                 Am7         Em7          
 She says "We've got some sort of symbiotic relationship",
 
               C      
 And for our purposes,
 
      Am7              Em7           
 She says she finds me well equipped.
 
 G                     Em7  
 (She's barkin' up my tree),
 
        D             C    
 (And bouncin' on my knee).
 
 Like some sort of Buddha-baby!
 
 G               Em7      
 (She's a talkin' turkey),
 
    D          C    
 (Smokin' my jerky).
 
 Am7                                              
 I guess I'm in the market for what she's hawkin',
 
 D                                    C                  
 Build some more shelves cause we're gonna keep stockin',
 
  Am7                          Em7                        G 
 We can talk turkey till the turkey starts talkin' to me! 
 
 F               Am7           G   
 Her stomach's bigger than my eyes!
 
 (Happy Thanksgiving, baby!)
 
 F            Am7       
 She smothers me inside;
 
 C             D                  Em7 
 This time I daren't forget the gravy.
 
 Em7 
  
 G                                  
 She says "I'll just freshen up now,
 
 Em7                              
 I'm expecting some more friends".
 
     G                         
 And it's becoming clear to me,
 
              Em7                   
 There's more filth around the bend.
 
 D             C                Am7             Em7    
 She said I'm too functioning for her kind of internet,
 
          C             Am7                    Em7       
 And she always gets everything that she sets out to get.
 
 G        Em7                    
 (She's teaching birds and bees),
 
 D                  C    
 (And always pushin' me).
 
 Like a leather monstrosity!
 
 G                        
 (She's a talkin' turkey),
 
 Em7                 
 (Smoking the jerky).
 
 C                             Am7                       
 Better get the door 'cause I hear your friends knocking,
 
 D                        C               
 Turn around sister and just keep walking.
 
 Am7                         Em7                   G 
 We can talk turkey till the turkey is talking to me!
 
 Talking to me!
 
 F             Am7        
 She's shaking her thighs!
 
 G                              
 (You know how to treat a lady),
 
 F            Am7         
 She smothers me and dies!
 
 C              D        Em7 
 Happy Thanksgiving, baby,
 
 Happy Thanksgiving, baby,
 
 Happy Thanksgiving, baby,
 
 Happy Thanksgiving, baby!
 
 Baby.