This is my first tab so its probably not 100% correct. I would greatly appreciate anycriticism.Heres a video of the way I play it : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nznmbovbjcATabbed by: David GilEmail: gdnimrodgd15@gmail.comTuning: StandardG# A#m C#e|--4- e|--1-- e|-------| B|--4- B|--2-- B|--6----| G|--5- G|--3-- G|--6----| D|--6- D|--3-- D|--6----| A|--6- A|--1-- A|--4----| E|---- E|----- E|-------|Intro:e|------6-------8-------10-----------10---8--6-8-----10--8--6-8---------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--5/7----7/9-----9/11-------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| e|-----6---8-8---10-10----5-5---6-6-----------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|G#Dear orthodox,
A#m C#I can't control my feelings,
A#mAnd who hit me?
 C#I just might be
Coming round the bush
 C# A#mAnd my stilts, they began cracking
C#Subsequently pushed
G#
And I looked to see that it was she
A#mJust some abandoned little crook like me
C# A#mAdieu, adieu, and fare thee well
C#This was the ending, please

G# A#mOh, whoa...C# A#mI was attached on bended knee
C#But I declined my leave

But who could blame
A fraction of her being?
She is cheesy, she is scrawny
With her uncanny styling
I'm teasing, she is pleasing
She just has no wit

And I'm sorry I don't have her face
And I'm probably gonna lose this race
There is no doubt she's such a mouse
With such an abstract grace

Oh, whoa...
There is no cure, I am sure
For these ten cent blues

N.CAnd then she chose to dissect meN.C
And I was casted into poverty
C# A#mBut I did not agree with her
C#She said, "Now, you've got nerve,"
^The chords in that verse sound good if you start low and build the volume upBut I don't care if I'm granted
For all these things
If I were one among this crowd
Would you call that defeat?
*The chords and strumming change a bit hereG# A#me|--4--------6------| B|--4--------6------| G|--5--------6------| D|------------------| A|------------------| E|------------------|G# A#m (Right here she hammers on the B and G strings, playwith it)
In a way it's making me crazy
G# A#mIn a sense that it's making me stronger
G# A#mA likely chance, and it's probably proven
G# A#mIn the end we'll all walk away
*back to previous chords and strumming
G#Shaking hands on the doormat
 A#mI salute you, sir
 C# A#mA stranger and a happy fit
C#I'm glad I'm part of it
G# A#m C#And that I saw it allI believe the outro is the same as the intro.Hope this was helpful. If you have any suggestions please let me know.
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