D G DCrazy guy with a matted beardG DStanding on the cornerD G DShouting out "end times are near"G DAnd nobody noticed himC G D G DBut I can hear him loud and clearC Em Bm CShe is gone now, and nowhere nearC G D G DSeems like end times are hereD G DI walk around a puddle in the streetG DAnd head on homeD G DOutside my window there's a cat in heatD G DShut up, cat, and leave me aloneC G D G DThere ain't no heat on round hereC Em Bm CI don't feel nothing now; not even fearC G D G DNow that end times are hereD G DNow everyone's crazy, they've lost their mindsG DJust look at the worldD G D D G DIt could all be over at any old timeC G D G DAnd I can hear it loud and clearC Em Bm CThe world is ending, and what do I care?C G D G DShe's gone, end times are here
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