Edgar Leslie - Masculine Women Feminine Men

      [Verse]
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Hey! Hey! Women are going mad, today!
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Hey! Hey! Fellers are just as bad, I'll say!
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Go anywhere, just stand and stare,
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You'll say they're bugs when you look at the clothes they wear.


[Chorus]
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Masculine Women, Feminine Men,
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which is the rooster which is the hen?
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 It's hard to tell 'em apart today.
    C7
And SAY...


[Verse]
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Sister is busy learning to shave,
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Brother just loves his permanent wave,
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  It's hard to tell 'em apart today.
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hey hey
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Girls were girls and boys were boys when I was a tot,
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Now we don't know who is who or even what’s what.
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Knickers and trousers, baggy and wide,
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Nobody knows who's walking inside.
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 Those Masculine Women and Feminine Men


[Chorus]
Fm
Masculine Women, Feminine Men
G7
which is the rooster which is the hen?
F                       F7     G7
 It's hard to tell 'em apart today.
    C7
And SAY...


[Verse]
Fm
Auntie is smoking, rolling her own,
G7
Uncle is always buying cologne.
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It's hard to tell 'em apart today,
Dm  F
hey hey


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You go and give your girl a kiss in the hall,
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But instead you find you're kissing her brother Paul.
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Mama's got a sweater up to her chin,
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Papa's got a girdle holding him in.
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Those Masculine Women and Feminine Men


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Stop, Look, Listen and you'll agree   with me.
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Things are not what they used to be - you'll see.
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You say hello
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to Uncle Joe,
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Then look again and you'll find it's your Aunti Flo.


[Chorus]
Fm
Masculine Women, Feminine Men
G7
which is the rooster which is the hen?
F                      F7     G7
It's hard to tell 'em apart today.
    C7
And SAY...


[Verse]
Fm
Wifey is playing billiards and pool,
G7
Hubby is dressing kiddies for school.
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It's hard to tell 'em apart today,
Dm  F
hey hey
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Ever since the Prince of Wales in dresses was seen,
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What does he intend to be the King or the Queen?
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Grandmother buys those tailor-made clothes,
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Grandfather tries to smell like a rose.
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Those Masculine Women and Feminine Men !