Daan - Swedish Designer Drugs

      
 
 Daan - Swedish Designer Drugs
 Standard tuning - Capo on 4th fret
 Same chords all the way through the song,
 Enjoy!
 
        Em             
 I was shot in the back
       C                D   
 by nilfisk addicted cowboys
      Em           
 by jealousy struck
      C                      D  
 outnumbered by hard boiled luck
 
          Em                  
 when I showed them the lights
        C                    D       
 of my two forty five deep blue break
            Em             
 they all stood up and sang
          C               D  
 'bout swedish designer drugs
 
 I was cutting a tree
 and turning my jack into lumber
 when the hitmen arrived
 on a boat from the isle of song
 
 I was shocked by the nude
 identical twins on my lap
 a cross-eyed effect
 of swedish designer drugs
 
 it's hard to be strong
 depending on northern refineries
 how deep is your fjord
 how shallow thy watery eyes
 
 how could I recupe
 surrounded by 95 dogma's
 like a rendeer I'm struck
 by swedish designer drugs
 
 I'm dating the maid
 and driving electric wheelchairs
 I'm cleaning the fish
 with biodegradable pride
 
 I was pulling the strings
 while playing the fifteenth violin
 in a director's cut
 of swedish designer drugs
 
 I was hurting a fly
 and winning all nobely prizes
 I was probably drunk
 by the probably best beer around
 
 like a viking in need
 I got a medal for bad underacting
 they all stood up and sang
 about swedish designer drugs
 swedish designer drugs
 
 it's hard to be strong
 how deep is your fjord
 when I showed them the lights
 they all stood up and sang
 about swedish designer drugs driving
 electric wheelchairs.
 I'm cleaning the fish
 with biodegradable pride.
 I was pulling the strings,
 while playing the fifteenth violin,
 in a director's cut of Swedish designer drugs.
 I was hurting a fly, and winning all Nobely Prizes.
 I was probably drunk by the probably best beer around
 like a Viking in need,
 I got a medal for bad underacting.
 
 They all stood up,
 and sang about Swedish designer drugs.
 Swedish designer drugs: it's hard to be strong.
 How deep is your fjord?
 When I showed them the lights,
 they all stood up, and sang about Swedish designer drugs