Cross Canadian Ragweed - Carney Man

      
 
 Carney
 
 C                                             
 I want a big red nose I want some floppy shoes
                                  F      
 I want a squirty flower squirt it on you
               C           
 Like all the bad clowns do
 G                              F        C 
 I want to juggle bowling pins in the sun
 G                       F                           C 
 I want to join the circus, the circus looks like fun
 C                                                    
 I'll sit and work the gate or I can guess your weight
                                    F     
 I'll even sell the corn dogs I don't care
             C        
 As long as I am there
 G                            F       C  
 I'll hand out baseballs at the dunk tank
 G                            F                            C 
 I'll ride my funny car laughing... all the way to the bank
 
 C                                      
 Cause I'm a carney man I'm a carney man
 C                                                      
 I'm a carney man I'm a carney man carney man carney man
 
 C                                          
 The human cannonball I'll rise above it all
                                   F                      C 
 Up higher than the trapeze I can fly Oh god I'm gonna die
 G                         F          C 
 I am a carney worker I make two bucks
 G                          F                            C 
 Every hour come to find out ... this job it really sucks
 
 C                                      
 Cause I'm a carney man I'm a carney man
 C                                
 I'm a carney man I'm a carney man
 C                                                           
 You need a corndog I can tell You need a corn dog I can tell
 C               
 I'm a carney man
 
 Notes: If you ever get the chance to see these guys, take advantage.
 They really keep the joint rockin' and have a good time.
 They also dress up the live version of Carney Man and make it more
 "colorful".
 
 You play the C chord with a hammer-on the B string, 3rd fret. If you ever
 hear the song
 you'll pick right up on the strum pattern.
 
 Please direct all suggestions, corrections, additions,
 and cussins to The Big L (lh12610@deere.com)