Crash Thompson - Pedantic Sycophant

      [Intro]

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[Verse]

Em
Do you love a good beatdown?
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Do you throw your weight around?
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Are you too intelligent and dignified
                        Em  
to let the small things pass?
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Does your ego need a stroke
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at the expense of innocent folk?
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Do you dream of enemies
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all lining up to kiss you ass?
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Cause nothing feels better
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that to don your leather

and take your hate out
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on people you'll never even meet.
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And you'll be sure to let us know
                  Em
in your manifesto.
Em
But would you talk so big if I
Em
Passed you in the street?


[Chorus]

G    D    Em C
Don't talk to me.
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Nobody here gives half a fuck just what you think.
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We've all busted ass to hell and back to make it up this far.
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Pedantic Sycophant
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Nobody gives a fuck who you are.


[Bridge]

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[Verse]

Em
And you'll go on and on
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About how everyone's wrong
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And how fucking stupid
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we were to try.
Em
And you've got your death threats
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And your racial epithets, And 
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if you don't prove a point
Em
At least you made somebody cry.
Em
Cause it's a big, big world.
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But you're happy to curl up in your nest 
Em
and snipe 

at easy targets.
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But no matter how much you type,
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No matter who you snipe,
Em
not a single fucking person
 
gives a shit.


[Chorus]

G    D    Em C
Don't talk to me.
G           D                 Em            C
Nobody here gives half a fuck just what you think.
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We've all busted ass to hell and back to make it up this far.
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Pedantic Sycophant
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Nobody gives a fuck who you are.


[Verse]

Em
And you think you're edgy,
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And you think you're wise.
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You're the next George Carlin, Bill Hicks,
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Or Jesus Christ in your mind.
Em
But nobody cares.
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And they never will.
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So say whatever you want, whatever you like, whatever you feel.
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The rest of us will be making it right. 


[Solo]

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[Outro]

G    D    Em C
Don't talk to me.
G           D                 Em            C
Nobody here gives half a fuck just what you think.
G                D               Em                      C
We've all busted ass to hell and back to make it up this far.
  G  G   Em G     C
Pedantic Sycophant
G
Nobody gives a fuck who you are.
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Pedantic Sycophant
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Nobody gives a fuck who you are.
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Pedantic Sycophant
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Nobody gives a fuck who you are.


[End on]

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