[Intro] A E F#m D [Verse 1] A E F#m D I have a theory dear, so let me put it past A E F#m D I have to check its valid though I know you didn't ask A E F#m D you don't like to kiss me, no you don’t like to kiss A E F#m D cause my beard is way too itchy and it scratches up your lips A E F#m D but I can't shave it off - I'm too self-conscious of the fact A E F#m D I have a scar above my lip that my beard and mustache mask A E F#m D and I have a scar above my lip 'cause I once smashed up on a curb A E F#m D flew over both my handlebars and straight into the dirt A E F#m D and I didn't have a helmet on 'cause that was way back when A E F#m D I was too damn cool for safety rules or simple common sense A E F#m D so if I now remember right by the transitive rule… A E D A Darling, you don't like to kiss me 'cause I'm too damn cool A E F#m D With tired eyes she stared at me, "Its 3 am", she said A E D A "Bug, be glad I love you, you're a goober, go to bed" [Chorus] E F#m D You love my quirks, my quirks, the dopey way I flirt A E F#m D you're even kind and warm when I am getting on your nerves A E F#m D you love my quirks, my quirks, I'm certain you deserve A E F#m D a handsome hunk, but now you're stuck with this annoying nerd [Verse 2] A E You put up with more than most would mind F#m the time it takes to rise and shine D A I'm hittin' snooze at 6:05, 6:15 and 6 more times E you don't mind the way I weigh my food F#m my morning routine which includes D A scrambling to find my keys 'cause I can't leave them out in view E even though you bought that bowl F#m put it right beside the door D A and all I have to do is set them there as soon as I get home E instead I'm flippin' up the couch and - F#m oh hey there they are, I found 'em D have a great day and oh have you seen my wallet? [Chorus] A E F#m D You love my quirks, my quirks, the dopey way I flirt A E F#m D you're even kind and warm when I am getting on your nerves A E F#m D you love my quirks, my quirks, I'm certain you deserve A E F#m D a macho man, but all I am's a silly introvert A E F#m D And I keep you up past midnight, crazy thoughts inside my head A E D A "Bug, be glad I love you, you're a goober, go to bed" [Solo] A E F#m D 2x [Verse 3] A E She holds to my t-shirt when I take off my sweatshirt F#m D to make sure it stays down, now that's what I call teamwork A E I keep us on time, she makes all our friends F#m D and makes sure that my fly is zipped up on my pants A E if snapchat is to flirt, and tinder to find love F#m D we're back here snappin' polaroids just to shake things up [Chorus] A E F#m D You love my quirks, my quirks, the dopey way I flirt A E F#m D you're even kind and warm when I am getting on your nerves A E F#m D you love my quirks, my quirks, I'm certain you deserve A E F#m D a sexy stud instead of what you've chosen 'cause I'm sure that A E F#m D all the girls, the girls, who hear this song and smirk and A E F#m D feel pity 'cause I sound like I'm more trouble than I'm worth A are probably right
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