Buck Meek - Joe By The Book

      [Verse 1]
     C                  F                      C
In a tail spin, with the  mistress of the black  top
Dm  G   C     F         Dm
Dre-e-e-e-e-e-ew,  my god
G                 C             F
Who'd you fool to borrow this race car?
Dm                  G
   I can't get it to start again
          C             F
There's a pigeon in the fan
          C         F
Would you lend me a hand?
Dm                     G
   We'll push it up to Shamrocks
         C          F
And have Joe take a look
             C           F
They call him Joe by the book
      C
And I trust him
F                       C
  He fixed my grandma's Cadillac


[Verse 2]
    Dm   G   C     F        Dm
She thre-e-e-e-e-e-ew two rods
    G                     C           F
And he didn't even charge her for the block
Dm                G            C         F
   He accidentally ordered two back in '95
      C            F
Ain't much to modify
Dm                       G
   The engine mounts and manifold
        C            F
Got the parts in the yard
    C            F
Even lent her a car
          C                   F
Would you yank the wheel real hard


[Verse 3]
C           F               C               F
Dammit Drew, you should get paid to waste my time
           C        F       C            F
You're the professor of the nickel and dime
     Dm          G
I'll see you tomorrow
     C           F
Say "hey" to the girls
         C              F       C
Would you bring me that shirt I lent you