[Verse 1]
Em G
An old cowboy went out and bought a ranch in '65
Em G
Spent all of his money and no cattle could he buy.
Em
So he called up Colonel Sanders and asked, "What should I do?"
C Am Em
The Colonel said, "Buy chickens, and build the chicken coop."
[Verse 2]
Em G
Now he's been a chicken rancher since he was 24
Em G
Yeah, workin' for the Colonel now for 30 years or more!
Em
Ah, fixing all those chickens up and sending them to fry,
C Am Em
now they want revenge. Ghost Chickens in the Sky!
[Chorus]
Em G
Chickens to bake,
G Em
and chickens to fry.
C Am Em
Ghost Chickens in the Sky!
[Verse 3]
Em G
He was out a walkin' on his chicken ranch one day
Em G
He stopped along the chicken coop as he went along his way,
Em
and all at once a rotten egg, it hit 'em in the eye.
C Am Em
It was, a terrible sight. Ghost Chickens in the Sky!
[Chorus]
Em G
Chickens to bake,
G Em
and chickens to fry.
C Am Em
Ghost Chickens in the Sky!
[Verse 4]
Em G
Their beaks are black and shiny and their eyes are fiery red.
Em G
These chickens ain't got no feathers, folks, these chickens all are dead!
Em
And they pecked on that rancher, he died by the claw.
C Am Em
They fixed him extra crispy,and they served him with coldslaw.
[Chorus]
Em G
Chicky-eye-aa, Chicky-eye-ooh!
C Am Em
Ghost Chickens in the Sky!
[Verse 5]
Em G
Now let this song remind you if you want eternal peace,
Em G
don't raise up harmless poultry for to cook 'em in the grease!
Em
For if you raise animals that you will someday kill,
C Am Em
a chicken may come to haunt you. Oh, but tofu never will.
[Outro]
Em G Em
Chicky-eye-aa, chicky-eye-ooh
C Am Em
Ghost Chickens in the Sky!
Cluck Cluck
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