Barenaked Ladies - If I Had 00000

      
 
 Really cool catchy song, one of the Ladies' older ones.
 CAPO ON 2ND FRET
 
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 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
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 I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
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 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
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 I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
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 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
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 I'd buy you a K-car (A nice reliant automobile)
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 If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
 
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 If I had a million dollars, We'd build a tree fort in our yard
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 If I had a million dollars, You could help it wouldn't be that hard
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 If I had a million dollars, We could put like a little refrigerator in there (We could keep snacks and beverages)
 
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
 If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
 
 If I had a million dollars, We wouldn't have to walk to the store
 If I had a million dollars, We'd take a limosine cause it costs more
 If I had a million dollars, We wouldn't have to eat craft dinner
 (but we would. We'd just eat more)
 
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
 If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
 I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
 If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
 
 If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
 If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
 If I had a million dollars, I'd be rich