Here's an extremely simple two-chord song from BNL's children's record, "Snacktime!". -Standard Tuning- -No Capo- Chords are played as follows: E: 022100 Asus2: x02200 Intro E Verse 1 (E) I can sing, I can sing, I can sing better Asus2 E I can knit a scarf, but you can't knit a sweater Asus2 E When I'm underwater I couldn't be wetter Asus2 E Never go swimmin' in a mohair sweater Verse 2 E I can dance, I can dance, I can dance faster Asus2 E I tried to keep up but it was a disaster Asus2 E One more move and I'm gonna be the master Asus2 E So crank it up loud on the ghetto blaster Verse 3 E I can eat, I can eat, I can eat more Asus2 E And when it's not fresh from the local store Asus2 E There's a little town in Labrador Asus2 E Where she sells seashells by the shoe store Verse 4 E I can speak, I can speak, I can speak quicker Asus2 E Imagine I made a way to make everyone currently frowning snicker Asus2 E And on the guitar he could be a little slicker Asus2 E But Jimmy always said I was a good flatpicker Instrumental G, Asus2 (x3), E Verse 5 - (Only played live, not on the album version) E I can sing, I can sing, I can sing better Asus2 E I can knit a scarf, but you can't knit a sweater Asus2 E When I'm underwater I couldn't be wetter Asus2 E Never go swimmin' in a mohair sweater End on E
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