Barefoot Man - Jeff the Muff Diver

      
 
 Tabbed by Creinemann@crwdesigns.com
 Artist George "Barefoot" Nowak
 http://www.barefootman.com/index.html
 
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 Youda heard about Sotos
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 Long in the West Indies
 Youda heard about Jacque Cousteau
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 And Jack McKennys
 All these men are famous
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 For their exploits in da sea
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 But there is one diver that I envy
 
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 He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver
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 He's a real conniver
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 He's the man tome
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 Who's made diving history
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 the muff diver
 
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 At every dive convention
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 You can find him here
 Man does he have women
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 They follow him everywhere
 It is such a mystery
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 That scuba ladies love him
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 Funny thing about it
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 Jeff don't even swim
 
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 He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver
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 He's a real conniver
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 He's the man to me
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 Who's made diving history
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 He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver
 
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 Now the fad that Jeff has started
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 Has gained popularity
 Everbody's trying it on
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 the land and in da sea
 Some might turn their noses up
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 But we all know it's true
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 Way down deep inside they
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 wish they were muff divers too
 
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 He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver
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 He's a real conniver
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 He's the man to me
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 Who's made diving history
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 He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver