Alan Katz - Take Me Out Of The Bathtub

      [Intro]
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(For it’s)
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(one, two, three bars of soap, take me out )
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(to  get  me  clean.)

[Verse 1]
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After playing Dad said I'm dirty
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And Mom said I'm stinky too...
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Your last good scubbin' was early last week.
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and then she said you've got STINK FEET &
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Oh I wish my nose weren't workin'
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Then it'd stop hurtin' me so.  You'll need
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One, Two, Three bars of soap
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I'm tossing you in the tub. (Get Clean!)

[Verse 2]
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Take Me Out of the bathtub!
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Take Me Out of the Suds!
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I've been soaking since half past two,
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I'm all soapy and wrinkly too.
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Oh I washed all over my body,
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My head, my toes, in between.  I used
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One, Two, Three bars of soap.
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Take me Out ...  I'm clean!  ALMOST!!

[Verse 3]
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Take Me Out of the bathtub!
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I'm stuck here with my toys.
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Dump trucks and squirters I think are great
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But I better take off my ro-o-llee skates
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'Cause each time I get up I wobble
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I hold on but it's a pain
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I tried Once, Twice, Three times to stand,
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Better get a crane!