This song is fresh from VuHaus's Andrew Jackson Jihad 2 piece live thing.
For the song use all bar chords.
A#*:
E|--6-------------
B|--6-------------
G|----------------
D|----------8-----
A|------7---------
E|--6-------------
Into:
D A F#m E D A
D A F#m E
The border patrol planted drugs in our van again
D A
Oh well
D A
Oh oh well
D A F#m E
The border patrol planted drugs in our van again
D A
Oh well
D A
Oh oh well
F#m E D
But, this was not the longest time I have spent
A A#*
Waiting at El Paso Stop
Bm F#m E
And they let us stand by the heater for a change
*Whistle Solo*
D A F#m E* D A x 3 F#m E* D A D A
D A F#m E
The border patrol planted drugs in our van again
D A
Oh well
D A
Oh oh well....
Source: https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/ajj_andrew_jackson_jihad/el_paso_border_patrol_chords_1805295