Admiral Freebee - Einstein Brain

      [Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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She gave me a six month sentence
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For not being charming towards her friends
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With two hands you eat
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one hand to greet
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Everything she said
        Em     Am
sounded like a repeat

[Verse 2]
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Since 1983 we did not once agree
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So let's get busy throwing arguments
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Like good taste is equal to censorship
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But you can't milk a cow with your hands in your pants

[Chorus]
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Complexity
       Am    F
Of the human psyche
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She's flushing my grey cells down the drain
  G
Tomorrow I'll have
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My Einstein brain (Einstein brain)
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My Einstein brain (Einstein brain)
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My Einstein brain (Einstein Brain)

[Verse 3]
          F      C
I said I hope to see you
    Em      Am
the 23rd of June
                F              C
She said "there seems to be an illusion
     Em      Am
that escapes me"
F                C             Em          Am
Felt like James Cagney running out of Coca Cola
         F           C             Em            Am
But you can't milk a cow with your hands in your pants

[Chorus]
F     Em7
Complexity
        Am   F
of the human psyche
      E                      F
She's flushing me grey cells down the drain
  G
Tomorrow I'll have
                    F       C
My Einstein brain  (Einstein brain)
Em      Am          F       C
My Einstein brain  (Einstein brain)
Em      Am          F       C
My Einstein brain  (Einstein brain)
N.C.
Take it away Father

[Solo]
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[Verse 4]
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Maybe God wanted to make
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something ugly but in great shape
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As the complexity
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of the human psyche
E                    F
I used to go to the opera
E         G
I used to explain
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it's good to explore

[Ending]
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My Einstein brain  (Einstein brain)
Em      Am          F       C 
My Einstein brain  (Einstein brain)
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My Einstein brain  (Einstein brain)