Aaron Watson - If You're Not in Love

      
 
          A                  
 Well I'm trying not to panic
         E                   
 But I'm gettin' all romantic
          B            A                E 
 Gettin' soft with everything I say and do
             A                 
 I'm talkin' hours on the phone
         E                    
 Puttin' on that sweet cologne
          B                A               E  
 I'm even putting down the toilet seat for you
 
 
 Oh wait a minute it gets worse
 I found myself holding your purse
 Waiting outside that bra and pantie store
 My boss' wife walked by
 She spotted me and told me hi
 And I knew then
 I was in for it for sure
 
 
             A                         
 Now all the boys down at the shop know
          E                    
 And they sure do find it funny
       A                        
 They say you've changed my ways
                 B                    
 And that you're spending all my money
 
 
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       A                 E  
 Honey if you're not in love
 A                B   
 If you're not in love
 A                E   
 If you're not in love
 A                    B  E  A E B 
 Oh if you're not in love... 
 Well I'm in a whole lot of trouble
 
 
 I get this lump in my throat
 I think I sold my boat
 So I could buy that diamond ring for you
 Now I'm hopin' and I'm wishin'
 That since I can't go fishin'
 You don't make me sell my golf clubs too
 
 Now all the boys down at the shop know
 And they laughed until I cried
 I told them If I mess this up
 My mamma's gonna tear my hide
 
 
 (Chorus)
 
 
        A                   
 I gave up that can of snuff
          E          
 No more NASCAR on TV
       A                   
 Honey If that ain't enough
      E                     
 This may be the death of me
 
 (Chorus)