3 Dudes & A Mullet - Half Ton Son

                                    Half Ton Son
                                        by 3 Dudes & a Mullet


Here's the song: http://3dudesandamullet.bandcamp.com/track/half-ton-son


F  Gm  C  F  

F
Sixteen years old
Gm 
Naked at home 
C
Always alone
F 
My half ton son. 
F
Looking for reality 
Gm
Searching for a melody 
C                    F
TV dinner and TV oh oh 
Dm        A      C            G         Dm          A 
Pepperoni pizza, sausage with pancakes, popcorn and soda, 
C                  G          Dm          A                          
chocolate chips on top of it, McDonald's, Burger King,
C       G                Dm              A 
KFC and Chuck E. Cheese, Dunkin' Donuts, Krispy Kreme,
C               G 
Ben and Jerry's in between  
Dm
I'm trying to make it up to you 
    C
I'll try to make it up to you.

F  Gm  C  F

F 
People making fun of you 
              Gm
But they don't know who you really are 
C                             F
Five hundred kilograms, and a beautiful heart 
F                       Gm
Nine one one emergency, drastical surgery 
C                                       F   
One more chance to stay alive, one more struggle to survive. 
Dm        A        C          G        Dm           A
Monday at Wendy's, Tuesday at Denny's, Wednesday at Arby's,
C           G         Dm        A   
Thursday at Kelly's , Friday at Pizza Hut,
C        G                Dm         A
Saturday Jack in the box, sunday you stay at home,
C                 G     Dm         C           Dm            Gm 
grandma's special casserole!!  casserole!   Casserole!   casserole!
         Dm
I said I'm gonna make it up to you 
     C                             Dm                             Gm
I'll try to make it up to you I'll try...try, try, try to make it up,
   
I'm gonna make it up to you 
        Dm
I said I'm gonna make it up to you 
     C                             Dm                             Gm
I'll try to make it up to you I'll try...try, try, try to make it up,
  
I'm gonna make it up to you 
          Dm
I said I'm gonna make it up to you
          C
I said I'm gonna make it up to you
          Dm
I said I'm gonna make it up to you
          Gm                        
I said I'm gonna