10cc - The Worst Band in the World

      
 
 (play notes: BD AC# BD)
 
      B                         A              
 It's one thing to know it but another to admit
           Gmaj7                  
 We're the worst band in the world
        B               C D E C D Bm/F# E 
 But we don't give a....
 
 (play notes: BD AC# BD)
 
    B                             A                
 If Garbo played guitar with Valentino on the drums
      Gmaj7                       B                  
 Then we'd be nothing more than a bunch of darma bums
    C       D E C      D E C D Bm/F# C 
 So tune up,  tune up
                         D                    
 Well we've never done a days work in our life
         Eb                      
 And our records sell in zillions
    E                       Bm   
 It irrigates my heart with greed
 A Caug Ab/Gb
 To know that you adore me
    A         Bbdim 
 Up yours, up mine
        C#m7                   F#7 
 But up ev'rybody's that takes time
           C            D E 
 But we're working on it
 C D E C D Bm/F# E 
        

 Working on it - Oo-oo-oo----ooh
 

 
 (play notes: BD AC# (x3) BD)
 
    F#                   C#m                    
 We never seen the van - leave it to the roadies
 F#                      C#m                  
 Never met the roadies - leave them in the van
 
 C#m C#m6 C#m   C#m6 C#m   C#m6  C#m C#m6 C#m C#m6 C#m C#m6  C#m 
 All be...cause of cir...cum...stances way bey..ond con...trol
 
 G# G#aug G# G#aug G# G#aug G# G#aug B7 B Baug
 We be... came the dar.lings of this thing called rock and roll, ooh
 
 E Ebaug
 Here I am a record on a jukebox
   E                              C     D   E C      D E 
 A little piece of plastic with a hole, ooh  Play me
 C              D               Bm/F#            C#m B Bsus4 B 
 Buy me and you play me then my plastic turns to gold
 
 C#m B Bsus4 B Daug
 
 E Ebaug
 Here we are together on your hifi
   E                              C     D 
 A little piece of plastic with a hole, oh
 E        C D E        C D E        C D E                 
 Fade me,   fade me,   fade me,   fade me (fade out)