10cc - Sand In My Face

      
 
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 I looked in the mirror (what did you see looking at you)
 I saw a nine stone weakling
 (What will you do?)
 Dynamic Tension waiting for you?
 Dynamic Tension make a man out of you
 
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 I opened my magazine (What did you see?)
 I saw Mr. France (What did he have?)
 A girl on each shoulder (What else?)
 And one in his pants
 Dynamic Tension can do this for you
 Dynamic Tension make a man out of
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 You you you you you
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 So our hero goes down to the beach
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 He's in real terrible shape
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 His chick's been seen with big Alex
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 That mother kicked sand in his face
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 Now let me tell you about Alex
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 He's got: Hands like hams  Knees like trees
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 200 lbs of surfboard Hurcules......
 
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 Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to me 
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 I lost my girl down by the beach
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 She's with Alex and she's out of reach
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 So please Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to me
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 I saw your body in an advert on T.V.
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 But what convinced me was your money back guarantee
 
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 Now I'm stronger than Alex
 (Where is he now?)
 He's left in disgrace
 (Oh yeah?)
 Cos I took back my girlfriend
 (Ha, ha, ha, ha)
 And kicked sand in his face
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 (In his eyes, in his ears, in his nose)
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 Dynamic Tension waiting for you
 Dynamic Tension make a man out of you
 Dynamic Tension, Dynamic Tension
 Dynamic Tension, Dynamic Tension
 (fades)